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The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!
- Newton's Room Mate -

I believe in love at first sight, I experience it EVERY time I got to the mall.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. But when a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $2.95 a minute.

I don’t need angermanagement. I need people to stop making me angry.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried.

Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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